she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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