he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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