Kiss
Puke
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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