what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
A+ Viking dick
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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