Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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