Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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