school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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