so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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