she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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