do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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