Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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