we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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