I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Bring me that man meat
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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