I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
