u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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