Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
