so explain again why im purple
no
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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