he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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