We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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