This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
being pregnant is like rehab
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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