people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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