My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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