So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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