Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
porn star boner night. come get it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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