I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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