stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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