Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He has the fingertips of a God
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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