Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
