Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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im six kinds of drunk right now
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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