My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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