I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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