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i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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