Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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