i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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