Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So vagazzling was a success
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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