You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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