well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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