best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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