Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
