she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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