you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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