Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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