I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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