Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Enjoy the penises
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