I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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