Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
