Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
