She is in my trunk
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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