sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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Found your dick twin last night
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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