Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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