things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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