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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Couch. On fire.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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