i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Mom said you looked used
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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