I want to stick my p in your. b.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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