this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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